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[–]R9J4B 4851 points4852 points  (184 children)

That's actually really impressive. Makes a change from the usual "clean me" surrounded by penis.

[–]random_acts_of_rape 2194 points2195 points  (111 children)

Yeah but this is much less effective... I don't want the truck to get washed now

[–]R9J4B 1258 points1259 points  (94 children)

Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before someone comes along and draws a huge dong on the alligator.

[–]zipybublelipz 771 points772 points  (70 children)

Or a kid just wipes their hand along the whole alligator, fucking up the masterpiece.

[–]w_a_w 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Fear not, there are other gator masterpieces. This one is one my street.

[–]Arviay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a croc, my good man!

[–]Wadep00l 256 points257 points  (33 children)

The Gator Glide

[–]BoneyMalony 218 points219 points  (27 children)

I thought that's when your poop runs down the toilet bowl and leaves a trail.

[–]TauntinglyTaunton 308 points309 points  (20 children)

Nah thats a marmite mark. Like, you're not going to clean it but Ma might.

[–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (15 children)

Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!

[–]iwannaelroyyou 35 points36 points  (3 children)


[–]RyanOfTheVille 15 points16 points  (2 children)

"You shot Jeter!" "He's a biracial angel!"

[–]JradMonoD 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]officialchourico 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]Sweettone_420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gator dont play that shit

[–]HotTyre 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No, that's a powerslide

[–]Dr_Bukkakee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Crocodile Mile

[–]lazy_rage 30 points31 points  (14 children)

or someone could take a pic just in time, upload on the internet, and don't give a shit about what happens to it

[–]PutterPlace 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why put a dong on the alligator when you could put a dong in the alligator?

[–]Inflatable_Potato 35 points36 points  (5 children)

[–]Estadounidos 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Filthy hobbitses, you ruins it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)


[–]Estadounidos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sweet potatoes are back on the menu boys.

[–]words_of_a_mortal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is not what I thought "drain the swamp" meant.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The big question tho: alligator or crocodile?

[–]Jalinja 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ain't no dong like gator dong

[–]connormantoast 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Its about a mile, crocodile

[–]Bull3t_Th3ory 9 points10 points  (0 children)

don't know about a mile, but it's at least an '8er, alligator.

[–]justlooking250 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Now the truck can only be washed with gatorade

[–]YonansUmo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That thing looks so cool I would try to get some kind of finish over top of it, having that alligator would look way better than a clean truck.

[–]NotSureNotRobot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ol' "Better a dirty alligator than a clean truck" axiom.

[–]EarballsOfMemeland 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll shed lots of crocodile tears when that happens.

[–]tricksovertreats 1 point2 points  (2 children)

random_acts_of_kindness was taken eh

[–]TululaDaydream 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I thought it was just the truck design on first glance.

[–]MetronomeB 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Don't make light of penis painting! It's surprisingly effective.

[–]Coconut_Flakes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Risky click of the day. Worth it.

[–]Zarlon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"wanksy"? :D

[–]Trailblazed83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanksy is a hero

[–]nobody_likes_soda 58 points59 points  (12 children)

"I wish my wife was this dirty."

[–]Abacus_AmIRighta 41 points42 points  (8 children)

"I wish my wife was this alligator."

[–]EarballsOfMemeland 18 points19 points  (7 children)

"I wish my alligator was a truck."

[–]justlooking250 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Buy a Ford raptor. Close enough

[–]iamnotapottedplant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or a Porsche cayman

[–]MrSoapbox 4 points5 points  (2 children)

"I wish my truck was his wife"

[–]wildwiles 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Toledojoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish my wife were a truck.

[–]Skr000 27 points28 points  (3 children)

I passed a truck that had in dirt writing "Please show me your tits. Don't be stuck up like most girls"

So polite.

[–]rain-dog2 14 points15 points  (4 children)

"Clean Me Penis" sounds like one of Burt's songs from the unrated Mary Poppins sequel.

[–]Crap_Burgers 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Clean me penis sounds like something a newfoundlander would say haha

[–]Cheese_Bits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nes better clean the damn peas before she makes soup!

[–]sneezyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dickbutt is also nice to see once in a while

[–]therealweriuuolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have a problem with things surrounded by penises?

[–]Demondredd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you look closely you'll see that the alligator is actually composed of thousands of smaller penises. Truly impressive.

[–]Mehworth 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The plural of penis is "peni."

[–]jackkerouac81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But in reptiles that have them: hemipene -> hemipenes

[–]FreshLennon 983 points984 points  (67 children)

Credit to ProBoyNick

[–]HopeSandoval 110 points111 points  (11 children)

His Instagram is /ProBoyNick (duh), he's got some cool stuff

[–]zer0w0rries 47 points48 points  (10 children)

Do you have his Myspace address?

[–]MindxFreak 22 points23 points  (9 children)

Do you have his AOL? I'd like to message him

[–]BaDxKaRMa 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Do you have his ICQ number?

[–]Kandorr 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Totally gonna put an alligator sound for when he logs onto AIM

[–]h-v-smacker 128 points129 points  (20 children)

Also it probably has nothing to do with being professional, a boy, or having the name Nick. "Proboinik" is a Russian word ("puncher" or "piercer") meaning a tool for making small holes in thin materials (leather, for example): see here. Which means that there are going to be many different "Proboiniks" around, and you can never be sure which one person who got that idea about the nickname is the one you seek.

[–]I_Forgot_My_ 218 points219 points  (12 children)

or his name is Nick and he's a pro boy

[–]h-v-smacker 60 points61 points  (7 children)

Or that. You never know.

[–]d_the_head 45 points46 points  (5 children)

his name is Nikita Golubev. so, if I'm not mistaken, yous twos should kith because you're both rigthth

[–]shnigybrendo 8 points9 points  (4 children)

It's the two youtes.

[–]Eric_Shon 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The hwat?

[–]Palin_Sees_Russia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, the two defendants.

[–]SaharahSarah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was that word?

What word?

Did you say youtes?

Yeah two youtes.

What is a youte?

Excuse me your honor, two youths.

[–]Uncommentary 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nick doesn't have time for that amateur boy shit.

[–]Csmack08 26 points27 points  (1 child)

However, he writes it: ProBoyNick.

If he can draw a 20' alligator on the side of a truck in dirt, I think he knows what he's doing... maybe even a Pro.

And he's probably a Boy.

And his name is Nick.

[–]macroswitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His name is actually Nikita Golubev- and it is definitely a play on Proboinic

[–]3rdLevelRogue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine a Gopnik who is a Professional Proboinik. That'd be pretty slav

[–]Airflake 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I found his Behance profile and he does amazing illustrations and drawings

also his instagram is proboynick

[–]stanleyford 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Credit to ProBoyNick

He has certainly come a long way since the days when he used to go by AmateurBoyNick.

[–]DarkMarksPlayPark 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Any more details of this ProBoyRick, if indeed that is his real name...

[–]dalovindj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What did he know and when did he know it?

[–]kkibe 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I, too, saw the picture and the artist's signature

[–]Hot_Sweet_Corn 510 points511 points  (32 children)

Interior Crocodile Alligator?

[–]arrowintheknees 276 points277 points  (17 children)

I drive a Chevrolet movie theeaytor

[–]unguardedtomato 50 points51 points  (15 children)

There's a reference I'm not getting

Explain pls

[–]S128K 115 points116 points  (5 children)

Interior Crocodile Alligator

[–]MethodicAsh260 62 points63 points  (4 children)

It's so much better than I could have imagined.

[–]Dezzolve 19 points20 points  (2 children)

01:34 of this song.

[–]Advark 3 points4 points  (1 child)

TIL its acutally a part of a song...

[–]beenplumb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chip Da Ripper (starts @ 1:34)

[–]Pennzoil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

everytime i see a croc or alligator this song plays in my head forever.

dont listen to it alot, it will never leave.

[–]GrubBusters 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I'm hoping that truck is a chevrolet with a movie theatre in the back.

[–]Aurify 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]axloc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I drive a 2006 International Durastar 4300 Box Truck?

[–]cwerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesnt quite have the same ring to it, does it...

[–]KungFuSnafu 6 points7 points  (5 children)

What is the source of this? I"ve heard the little line with a beat, but what is it from, exactly?

[–]avvstin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exterior Crocodile Alligator?


[–]screwthewatertemple 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

[–]aclickbaittitle 171 points172 points  (12 children)

Wow, that's really well done. I'm always so impressed with these, you mess up once and you can't really fix it until more dirt accumulates

[–]ibarabi 46 points47 points  (0 children)

A true dirt bag artist. Great job!

[–]woo545 43 points44 points  (8 children)

The true talent of any artisan isn't that they don't mess up, it's that that know how to hide their screw ups.

[–]OktoberStorm 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Can confirm, as a classical guitarist I still have after 25 years moments with "I meant to do that" and sometimes just improvising if I forget a phrase.

[–]TheSpiritsGotMe 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Same, except surgeon. Lots of "oops tricked ya" moments.


[–]meet_the_turtle 8 points9 points  (2 children)

oh, there goes the heart. whoopoopsidaisy.

[–]lurkadirkadirk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good thing I had this horse heart just laying around

[–]All_Your_Base 54 points55 points  (3 children)

Wash the bile, crocodile

[–]Tyler1492 78 points79 points  (2 children)

I'll wash it later, alligator.

(first time attempt, not a native speaker, be gentle)

[–]KaneinEncanto 288 points289 points  (6 children)

Do you not want them to wash the truck? Because this is how you stop them from washing the truck.

[–]jugnificent 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Jokes on you, they weren't planning on washing it either way.

[–]Aurify 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Nature got the truck dirty? Nature will get it clean.

[–]marksk88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It works well with my car! Except all my cars juat rust away until theirs nothing left, but hey, I never have to wash it!

[–]OathOfFeanor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gator is so good the truck doesn't even look dirty

[–]LeftHandBandito_ 87 points88 points  (8 children)

This is totally inaccurate. It's actually a crocodile. You can tell by the amount of dirt around it.

[–]My_Sunday_Account 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Looks like it has a really round face and not very prominent teeth. More likely a gator. Crocs have pointy faces.

[–]ibarabi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need to check the teeth.

[–]esmo88 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But alligators live in Florida, which is also covered in filth.

[–]jimmboilife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American Crocodiles live in S. Florida too. Alligators live as far north as northern NC.

[–]dneals 48 points49 points  (2 children)

[–]rocinantethehorse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

thank you for posting, i was afraid I was going to have to type it in myself (yikes!)

[–]Cate_Z 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Best 'Truck Mud Art' I've ever seen! Skills mate.

[–]ibarabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a natural work of art.

[–]ghosthooker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is so much cool shit on Reddit

[–]theraidparade 15 points16 points  (1 child)

"Honey, why is there an alligator delivery truck in our driveway?... Did you get drunk and order alligators off the internet again?"

[–]zoomer296 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]dukegimmari 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm always so impressed when artists can make something so natural like sand or dirt, into a beautiful art portrait. Meanwhile I can barely draw a decent square, on a good day.

[–]faax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]IronSidesEvenKeel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking beautiful!

[–]ScarletBegonias1965 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's one impressive killing machine. Pump your brakes Al!

[–]Spaceman4u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pro Boy Nick has some "shady" artistic game!

Get that man a contract. Get him in some sort of design/art work.

[–]theshelts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ProBoyNick is pretty good. His real name is Nikita Golubev. He draws a lot of art on the back of trucks in Russia.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not seeing any penises. Why am I not seeing any penises?

[–]CasuallyPhenomenal88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah! Now that's talent

[–]UpMain 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Imagine if the person who owned this vehicle started a company based off of this amazing artwork. He/she starts a shoe company and it goes global. ... Nevermind, I have dumb ideas.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do advertising, often exploiting the fact that selective cleaning isn't really vandalism.

[–]Absintheuphoric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gator probably dislikes water

[–]Miss_Neicy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I love it! So much talent.

[–]Deathdong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya gotta watch out for them dust gators boys

[–]K0N8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't get it. Where horse?

[–]Hotslime6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expect a horse to come running to stomp it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]g70460us 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Badfickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a nice drawing of an American murder log.

[–]bumbumbidabumbum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google this guys name "proboynick".. He has more pics

[–]silverfox762 1 point2 points  (5 children)

As soon as I opened the photo I immediatetly thought "good depiction" and then in my head I saw Chief Brody and Hooper standing under a vandalized billboard with the mayor and Hooper telling the mayor that the dimensions of the sharkfin are "accuracte"

[–]solidsnake2085 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we know who OP really is.

[–]wsteelerfan7 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ScubaTonyCozumel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a crocodile. :)

[–]GForce1975 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Requisite, "you know that damages the paint job, right?"

[–]f_bastiat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, is an alligator

Source: I live in Florida

[–]alligator1779 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him to watch out for nearby horses

[–]MartyRayProject 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna get my car dirty and park it outside ProBoyNicks house.

[–]promethazoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The Dirty Alligator" Dirt on truck, 25' x 10' By Pro Boy Nick, 2017

[–]Letchworth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exterior crocodile alligator

[–]Jayfedds 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can someone photoshop a horse stomping it though?

[–]brealio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can someone be so good at creating art and drawing in dirt media, then sign their name like a 3rd grader?!?!

[–]herhehejhrekjashsd 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ShortStoriesLong 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is amazing art, really love it, but am I the only one wondering how the artist did this? Like, did he just use his hands or some stick that was laying around or was he like "I GOTTA GET MY ART TOOLS!" when he saw the truck and randomly got the need to draw an alligator? I mean, I would be really impressed if he only used his fingers, because it can't be easy to get this amazing result with just his fingers. Even if he had an entire art kit with him, this is impressive work :3

[–]captcha_bot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One of the top comments has a link to the guy's work with videos.

[–]Shinobiwithrice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm an idiot. I was looking under the truck. I was like "Is it in that little puddle?"

[–]mandraulic54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being from Florida, I know gators can get this big...

[–]DeathSquad1920 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish every filthy thing in this city had art drawn on it

[–]its_not_me_boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I was only an amateur boy, never a pro

[–]10GO_L_PP_T_S_O 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ProBoyNick's skills are pro

[–]Not__Doug 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Exterior crocodile/alligator

[–]VoteRonaldRayGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gif of the crocodile is actually an alligator and this post below it is actually a crocodile.

[–]Flying_Genitals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nick's pretty proud of himself there.

[–]Obandigo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet that truck is a tailgator.....

[–]henryletham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paint a truck on an alligator and then I'll be impressed.